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Don’t Mess With Grandma is our proprietary essential oil-powered foliage spray that combats many common leaf issues. Here are a few links for more information on the main ingredients: rosemary oil (Salvia rosmarinus), thyme oil (Thymus vulgaris) and oregano oil (Origanum vulgare). 

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It contains three essential oils in a base that is designed to help the ingredients emulsify and adhere to your plants’ leaves, keeping these oils where they are needed. All base ingredients are from the food and cosmetic industry, making this a very safe option for use at home.

Warnings: DO NOT USE if you have cats that enjoy eating your house plants! Essential oils can cause liver failure in cats. Use caution around any pets, and do not spray over fish tanks (just in case). If you have cats, we recommend spraying your plants outside and keeping them in a closed room away from your cats for a few days. Then simply wash the spray off the leaves using a plain water spray or Oh Happy Plant Bath plus a water rinse, allow to dry, and return your plant to its normal home.

And remember, essential oil diffusers and sprays do not mix with pets – please protect your fur babies and keep essential oils out ❤

Human-specific warnings: Smells great, but do not eat. If ingested, contact poison control for information. Do not get in eyes. If in eyes, flush with water for 10 minutes and contact a doctor if irritation persists. Should not cause skin irritation. If on skin, simply wash with soap and water. If irritation occurs and persists, contact a doctor. Do not use if you have known allergies to any ingredients. Contains less than 2% of ingredients listed; >98% water. 

How To Use:

Spray plant 1 to 3 times a week when you bring a new plant home to combat issues that arise during transition from grower to home environment. In the case of new leaf issues, use product several times and be sure to address any low light or improper watering concerns that may be stressing your plant. 

Product should not cause photosensitivity, but as with any liquid foliage product, take care when putting plants in direct sun or under grow lights, as droplets of water can magnify light rays.

During use, spray both front and back of all leaves as well as stems and soil surface.

Ingredients: essential oils of rosemary (Salvia rosmarinus), thyme (Thymus vulgaris), and oregano (Origanum vulgare) in a base of water, glycerin, flaxseed oil, polyglyceryl-4 oleate, isopropyl myristate, and xanthan gum.

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